"Padre Pablo's Pizza" Classic Fit Tank


One day a hungry pizza eater happened upon Padre Pablo's Pizza, owned by the innovative pizza artist Pablo Picasso. The would be customer asked for a slice, a request which the inventor of the cube-cut was happy to oblige.

"That will be $500," said Picasso.

The customer was shocked. "How can you ask for so much? It likely only took you 20 minutes to make and bake this pizza!"

"No," replied Picasso, "it took me 40 years."

This unisex tank-top boasts a nice drape, which is ideal for layering or dealing with the summer heat. In true American Apparel style, the tank-top is extremely smooth and soft, and has reinforced smooth arm and head holes. It is made out of 100% cotton jersey, except for the heather grey color (90% cotton, 10% polyester).

• 100% fine jersey
• Banded arm and head holes
• Made in the USA, sweatshop free

$25.00 USD

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